“We can never let this happen again” Trump Signs Reopen Bill, Calls To Nuke Filibuster

by EzekielDiet.com
Posted on Nov 17, 2025

President Trump signed the Senate’s amendment to H.R. 5371, officially reopening the government after weeks of shutdown chaos.

In classic Trump fashion, he used the moment to remind everyone that the whole mess was “a no-brainer” and then pivoted straight into demanding the filibuster be sent to a nice farm upstate where old Senate procedures go to die.

The speech was part victory lap, part blame game, part TED Talk on why gridlock is bad for 401k morale.

Both sides walk away pointing fingers, the stock market gets a cameo, and the filibuster gets served divorce papers on live TV.

American governance remains the same combination of procedural Jenga and group therapy that makes this country the world’s most chaotic reality show.

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